Cunning, Not convincing
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Call me Ivan.

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via balconyscene)

Anonymous said: im so incredibly shy/sure you're gonna find me annoying though haha sorry man have a nice evening/day/morning

I’m sure that’s not true, but okay 

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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Anonymous said: how does one become your friend?

That’s easy! Simply by talking and being nice 

But first you gotta come off anon ^-^

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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