Cunning, Not convincing
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Call me Ivan.



There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Anonymous said: im so incredibly shy/sure you're gonna find me annoying though haha sorry man have a nice evening/day/morning

I’m sure that’s not true, but okay 


leaving your room when people are over


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Anonymous said: how does one become your friend?

That’s easy! Simply by talking and being nice 

But first you gotta come off anon ^-^


when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav


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